This reminds me of a creepy as hell/sad/chilling episode of Carnivale, season 1. Eek.

Firstly, I am loving the shiz out of this fluffy little guy! But I'm prompted to write due to this being the second Jez post today I've seen with comment-spam, & I've seen several on Gawker, Lifehacker & Gizmodo today as well. Is there any way to combat this???

Rarely does the internet inspire me to 'lol' but "You'll have to pry it from my cold, fat vagina" did the trick. Next challenge: how to work my new favourite turn of phrase into conversation..

best word picture of the day : )

Yay to everyone who replied to the creepster/creepster's mum! This is the online commentary version of glasses & a fake moustache - ie, ludicrous, transparent & unconvincing.

Much as I hate to join the ranks of pedantic internet wanker (although I'm sure I'll be welcome!), busybody means to be nosy or to interfere.

I'm right at this very annoying life moment dealing with shitty management, and one of their objectionable behaviours is a) calling people at home when they're sick & asking them if they're planning on being sick the next day b) playing staff members' calling-in-sick voicemails on speaker phone so anyone in earshot…

High five! I've just had the weekend off due to a broken finger. I probably could've dragged myself in (it's not like I work down the salt mines) but I figured my mercenary profiteer overlords would sell me for body parts if it suited their purposes & if they could get away with it, so screw 'em. Best sick day ever…

I love everything about this speech! And I loathe everything about that slimy reptile, Tony Abbott.

I love this. It's from a Scottish Rape Crisis centre campaign. Please share it all over the internets twice over.

Hi flaps - love your username! Hope you don't mind me calling you flaps! My fabulous & amazing former boss who is now a SA Greens member posted this on fb a couple of days ago. It made me guffaw on the bus at it's brilliance, (dark) humour, and oh-my-god-why-didn't-I-think-of-that?-ness. Apparently it's from a…

Really very unfunny. Also, Benefit & their parent company LVMH test on animals.

hahaha!!! Yes, that was literally my first thought!!

I'm not sure what the Full Frontal Lady Flaps On The Telly regulations are in the states, but maybe a merkin circumvents any scoldings re indecency from the TV Prudery Council and the reason why it's as sculpted as a badger topiary is 'cause, well it's TV, innit. Physical imperfection is not allowed. Don't'cha know.

Yeah, it was around the time of the Now LaLa's A Medium! storyline. The (spirit) lady with the baby? Because when that totally believable (even for True Blood!) fire demon storyline happened this season, I was wondering if it was related to *last* season's housefire at Arlene's! Or was that thanks to devilbubs? If…

I'm sure I saw/read an interview with Ballsy (I've watched every single second of True Blood a couple of times + Six Feet Under + Angels In America, I can call him that yeah?) & maybe the actor who plays Arlene saying there was going to be a storyline about Rene's baby being more evil than a regular baby? Guess…

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So many levels of yuck!

True, that. That was my first clutch of the pearls, quickly followed by the fact that Mick & Angie look kind of creepily similar.

Agreed! She's on my 'Dislike' pinboard. Also: do not get me started on the video for Firework. Or her reliance on autotune.