I believe 164 BCE was also the last time a Buffalo sports team was in the playoffs.

The triple option is the most exciting offensive strategy in football and passes are boring.

At least 18 years, from my experience.

“It must really suck to be friends with Gilbert Arenas.”

One of the most fun things to do is to ruin everybody’s night at the karaoke bar by performing a haunting rendition of a Radiohead b-side, perhaps like Myxomatosis or You and Whose Army?

I am the Semen King

Have you considered the possibility that your joke sucked?

I haven’t been this angry since my mom got back together with Craig.