Did you also produce an enormous amount of sweat, and later have an upset stomach? Did the whole thing last for hours? What you’re describing sounds a little like something that happens to me. It’s called a vaso-vagal (response? attack?)... something.

If you’re interested in something with a tint, the IT Cosmetics CC Cream might work for you. It’s loaded with good stuff, has SPF 50, and covers really nicely.

Beauty thread?

SC got jokes. What is it going to do for money without the federal teat it sucks on? When all those military bases are gone, the research money goes away and there’s no Washington DC to send checks they’re going to be shit out of luck.

Therein lies the problem with the constitution and its amendments. Our tether to the past is also our anchor, and if we don’t use it judiciously, it might well sink us.

Hey! That’d work out! We keep 50 stars on the flag, and all the money wasted on maintaining roads and such for racist assholes could be spent on bringing back electricity to the island.

When was that poster made? I was unaware that Germany had separated into East and West again!

Gotta love these states and regions that want to secede so that they can immediately become 3rd-world nations like the ones where all the people they hate come from. We’ll have to build a wall on the South Carolina border.

Goatees like Williamson’s and Sheriff baby-killer David Clarke’s look like misplaced pubic hair to me. There are myriad reasons to loathe these men, but the fact that I instantly consider genitalia when I see their faces makes me all the more stabby.

Oh people need to chill the fuck out. Not every single thing out there is out to get you, or offend you, or attack you, or abuse you, or fart in your direction. I hate these “wives” or whatever the fuck that show is about as much as the next person, but It’s a fucking costume. I will dress like Diana Ross, or Clay…

The Yorks are a useless bunch.

Who the fuck are all these people?

Hire a fire-breathing Marxist and then I’ll believe you have a commitment to “ideological diversity” until then you can take your neo-maxi-zoom-dweebies and shove them up your ass.

Williamson’s wife, OfKevin, was unavailable for comment.

She wore that hairstyle quite a bit actually. She even has that hairstyle on a few album covers. Maybe not as iconic to the level of Angela Davis or anything. But saying “very rarely” is playing fast and loose with the meaning of both words.

“made many people wonder whether she had darkened her skin for the sake of the costume.”

“My issue also was Diana Ross very rarely wore an afro. I mean, it was really about the long hair. But that’s another story.”

Maybe whoever that commenter is/was finally got on a decent health care plan with comprehensive prescription drug coverage. Thanks, Obama!

I might be more inclined to listen to a lecture about “bratty” people demanding more money and services than they deserve if it didn’t come from a face filled with thousands of dollars worth of Botox.

I’ve heard it said multiple times that the two best things ever to happen to Texas were 1) air conditioning and 2) the easy oil running out.