Not to mention sniffing paint and tickling each others’ gooches...

Rabbit of Seville is better.

Howard Cosell was the man.

I remember back in the day when ABC Wide World of Sports would show the Hahnenkamm race. It was amazing how skiers would make it down such a difficult ski run, and some of the wrecks were just nasty.

I’ll be at the giant champagne glass with the naked lady.

i’ll be in the lodge sipping a jameson thank you very much

They got collared.

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To be fair, Eddie Lacy is a size 0 in Wisconsin.

Feast Mode.

Because they have other stuff to do during the halfs. They’re part of the crew that wipes up the floor, gets players towels/water/w.e., they’re on hand for timeouts, etc.

Can confirm- was a student manager. You’d better believe I’m running my ass off after a conference loss at home.

“To the tree! To the tree!”

What, they can’t do that in the 50 minutes it takes to play a half? In the words of a one Sterling Archer, “Idiots, doing idiot things, because they’re idiots....”

That is the dumbest thing ever in a basketball game. They have to sprint to the locker room to do stuff in a rush instead of, you know, JUST FUCKING DOING IT DURING THE HALF.

Fugitives? Maybe you should re-check the proper legal definitions before you post articles like this.

Eat it duke

They are the Duke basketball managers. They sprint to the locker room at halftime and after the final buzzer sounds. They are going back to get the locker room set up for Coach K to address the team. Each guy has a different job, so they sprint to have enough time to set up before the team walks back. They do the same…

“Fudge!”

Is.....Duke a bubble team?