veryloosebutthole
veryloosebutthole
veryloosebutthole

No! Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. My eyes.
-1 rectal tear.

He’s not even wearing a turtleneck. smh

Remember when Christopher Hitchens got waterboarded to challenge his own views? Can we unleash Vontaze Burfict on this motherfucker?

Ummm... I’m more concerned about the end of the clip. “Bomb the oil”?!? WTF?!?

To be fair, brain damage likely accounts for over 50% of his support.

So he’s positioning himself as the pro-brain damage candidate. That’s different. Wonder if he also supports lead poisoning or if he’s only for trauma-related brain damage?

At his age, Trump should know a lot about “going soft.”

Nowhere near as impressive as an ODB catch because Baldwin had to use the second hand to secure the catch as he was going to the ground. Sorry for being a highlight truther.

Burfict’s personal hygiene doesn’t deserve as much credit as you’re trying to give...

If you have a good doggy, does anything else really matter?

You guys found something more depressing than Drew Magary’s twitter feed.

This guy called it.

It shows a knee driven into the shoulder of a guy lying on his back.

his 1.7 QBR is the third-lowest in the past decade of playoff games.

Deion also said once that he drove his car off of a 40-foot cliff going 65mph and that both him and his car came away unscathed.

Take ‘em to school, Deion.

Not even an offensive coach

Not a WR coach, not a doctor. Why’s he there?

He aint wrong.