Johnny Manziel was right, videos can be old. And droopy.

I believe so.

Why would anyone get a tattoo of Mikhail Gorbachev’s birthmark?

I guess I’ll just ask the obvious, what the fuck is that dude wearing? Mrs. Claus negligee?

That pass is even more incredible from this angle:

Jesus is the only one who can perform miracles, like having a perfect 15-1 season.

Goodell then fines Ryan for publicly disparaging the NFL's "Ref 60" program...

I take umbra...fuck it, you’re absolutely right.

Bills fans coped with the tough loss by chokeslamming someone through a folding table and having a gangbang in the bed of an El Camino.

If anyone knows what a disgrace looks like, it’s the Bills.

Yup. Last play of the half. Official play-by-play shows the bucket counted. I’m not even sure where you’d get the impression it was waved off...

If you’d bother to look you would find that Russ is 2nd the league in assists per game with just under 10.

Why was it waived off? Looked like a clean release to me. Speaking of clean release...

No reason to get apoplectic about it.

They definitely didn’t wave it off. Counted it on the floor and upheld the ruling after replay.

“If I knew you could pass to yourself, I’d have led the fucking league in assists every season.”

I STAND WHOLLY AND COMPLETELY FUCKING CORRECTED, SIR.

No, the best thing is if those teams both make it to the Super Bowl.

Former coaches Ken Whisenhunt, Jim Schwartz and Joe Philbin join former general manager Bill Polian, former NFL receiver James Thrash and Tom Finken, a former NFL side judge who currently trains game officials, on the committee.

Just imagine the shootouts that will happen in the AFC South next year with a healthy Andrew Luck leading the Colts, Blake Bortles continuing to dish to Robinson and Hurns, Mariota with some improved receivers and o-lineman, and the Texans draft a top 10 QB (Watson, Russell, Boykin, etc.)!