Seriously! And how in the hell is Lin going to have the time to direct this around his demanding NBA schedule??? And can someone please tell him to get a haircut? It’s just too much.

Johnny Manziel was right, videos can be old. And droopy.

I believe so.

Why would anyone get a tattoo of Mikhail Gorbachev’s birthmark?

I guess I’ll just ask the obvious, what the fuck is that dude wearing? Mrs. Claus negligee?

paused the trailer to yell. ANOTHER FUCKING ENTERPRISE IS DESTROYED!?!?!?!?!

That pass is even more incredible from this angle:

Jesus is the only one who can perform miracles, like having a perfect 15-1 season.

Goodell then fines Ryan for publicly disparaging the NFL's "Ref 60" program...

I take umbra...fuck it, you’re absolutely right.

Bills fans coped with the tough loss by chokeslamming someone through a folding table and having a gangbang in the bed of an El Camino.

If anyone knows what a disgrace looks like, it’s the Bills.

Yup. Last play of the half. Official play-by-play shows the bucket counted. I’m not even sure where you’d get the impression it was waved off...

If you’d bother to look you would find that Russ is 2nd the league in assists per game with just under 10.

Why was it waived off? Looked like a clean release to me. Speaking of clean release...

No reason to get apoplectic about it.

They definitely didn’t wave it off. Counted it on the floor and upheld the ruling after replay.

“If I knew you could pass to yourself, I’d have led the fucking league in assists every season.”

I STAND WHOLLY AND COMPLETELY FUCKING CORRECTED, SIR.

No, the best thing is if those teams both make it to the Super Bowl.