Excuse me but why didn’t anybody put down their iPhones and drag her silly ass to safety? Am I missing something?

I'm inventing something very similar to kill Santa Clause. I call patent violation.

I swear I scrolled through *all* the comments in this thread looking for *one* person to point out the "oops, we thought that commercial airliner was a military plane" scenario (which I would imagine the military has considered well).