Have you ever met a person who says something so backwards that you have to double check to make sure they even knew…
Just throw all the fucks you've ever given about that other person into the bowl and stab them with a spatula.…
Do you honestly think that being in a bathtub on all fours, wagging your tongue, and wearing a blonde wig is an empowering expression of black women's sexuality? I'm a multiracial POC, but I don't look at that image of Rihanna and see it as particularly empowering.
You get a sparkly star for extreme giffing.
This is the best thing I've seen on the interwebz today. And I've seen a lot of good shit on the interwebz today. You win. Take your trophy and go.
That's my patented dance move. She owes me $1.25 for copyright infringement.
Geez, well that's just great. Now I can't stop watching her little bewitching headbob either.
I'm outraged!
An American in Paris. Of course.
No no. We've seen a Serge of complaints.
Hey, Disney! Give me a Jonas Brothers-sized bank account and I will star in a slapstick comedy sitcom meant for 10 year olds any day.