Look, I don't know why you folks can't do what normal people do, and wait for these idolized, hounded, harassed, immensely over compensated human effigies to break down and go to rehab, and finally pose in Playboy. God, give it time you fucking perverts.

I wouldn't date him. Just saying. =( RIP.

No. "Doing things" for kids is relative.

I am an anonymous imgur troll. I regularly call out racism, sexism, classism, gun nuts, misogynists and the like. It's a tough job, I get so many downvotes.

I will take my mutated MC1R gene and my vegetables, and never confront #teammelanin because I'm hiding inside. Forever.

Maybe we could interview these blokes and ask them how many kids they've had so far, versus crosslegged fellas!

I'm inclined to think it's completely a social construct.

Thanks Lady RR. That Midnight Oil burn slow.

I feel like 'skinny jeans' is either a catch all for hocking any sort of tight jean, as you said, or a catch all for hating any sort of tight jean.

I have red hair, I do not look like Jason Biggs! I hope your evening is amazing!

Should I feel aloof for mentioning this, after droves of folks are harping on Robin Williams passing?

"We're sociopaths. You need this stuff. You need to know how to know that you need this stuff." -Every PR/Ad/Marketing firm.

It's ok to not get jokes! I hope you feel better this afternoon!

I hope you have a better night, going forward!

Ms. RR. I think we both know I don't stay up this late to read articles like this. I hope your triumphant return to late-nite is soon laden with internet memes, social justice, and super girly issues sooner than later.

Having worked fastfood, this is clearly an attempt at efficient bun coverage.

"Are you really giving it all with your dick? "

Ughhh S.E. Cupp, is like the real legit Satan, correct?

To be fair, I believe this woman can ~actually~ sing, or he has really gotten nuanced with his autotune skills.

Bump.