Sarah recently parodied herself, she is very hot right now:

I'd hit play.

SLOW DOWN REBECCA, I CAN'T FIND A GIF OR A WITTICISM FOR ALL OF YOUR ARTICLES TONTIE.

Actually, now that I think of it, he could totally play All-Star Superman, or any older version of him, quite well.

Have you not seen him act?

I'd encourage him to be Superman.

I'll stop when this stops!

lol

Just... trust me on this one:

Lucky me!

Neat! I look forward to approaching the rest of the worlds internet speeds and prices by 2525!

avocado and olive oil for breakfast

Ay gurl, ay.

I don't think it is fair to purport that any given appearance denotes more or less health than any other.

I would have no way of knowing that I was looking at a 500lb man. If he told me he was 500lbs, and then I looked at him, I would know nothing else about him, and anything else I wanted to know I would have to ask.

What is a "non-fattie?"