Never. I have a anti-fake tan agenda and I will not calm down ever.

Spray. On. Tan.

Did he wear orange make-up / spray on tan in highschool also?

I wish I could stamp #NotBuyingIt on my fathers forehead. Just sat through two holidays and a birthday of him talking about how much power women hold over men, and how there is no such thing as racism because Obama. UGHHhhhh.

From this I have learned that boners go in holes. Thanks Summers Eve commenter!

I hope this helps.

Great summary.

I miss you Ke$ha.

It is always a date.

Comment about pussy, or riots, or Putin.

lol, poor guy.

On the subject of brutish men being bosses: Obviously two wrongs don't make a right and we should at once understand a woman isn't a bitch for behaving similarly, while continuing to not encourage the behavior from men or women at all.

Duh!

Mann it is so tough to get past the haters!

Hi folks.

I don't see how it could be homophobic, so there is no way it could be, and like, you should just accept that, ok?