I'm hopeful we can repair this rift between us, despite our past.

What is this 'market' you speak of?

New Ultimates team line-up is amazing, can't wait.

The bar for good sex is pretty low, this is a good troll.

Bless you.

Eat 50 dicks.

LET US

Sure!

Me too, I hate you and me, let's get drunk.

We can hang out if you want. But I might hate you.

Don't call me a nigger.

White people.

It happens, blame privilege.

RIP!

I just want to be heard. I can still get a bloody mary with white folk and watch SNL.

Cue kissing me.

Kill whitey.

I am white, and I hate myself and you. I hate your mom and your sister and your neighbor. We can get a dirty Gin Martini or a strong IPA though. I might even get a greek salad with you if you're cute.

White folks be like:

Most white people are pretty terrible, let's be frank. Most people are pretty terrible. The odds do not work out in white folks favor.