such divorce

Is there a version of this for vulva?

I beelieve in you.

Calling people "penises" is a dick thing

I can't stop watching the woman in the background.

I'll think about it.

I'm outraged!

Hunger Games is a real thing?

So they're neither?

We should definitely keep spending tens of thousands of dollars on weddings.

Gross

Cheer up. Green onions are rarely more than a dollar!

Not sure why folks need to take the obvious sentiment of, Healthy Habits good, Unhealthy Habits bad, to these tyrannical, preachy, hyperbolic, mega-mecha-judgmental levels.

Dear God, why DOES cauliflower cost so much?

People really keep tons of files and folders on their desktop? Slobs.