I know it sounds like a cheap shot coming from a lefty, but if you look at issue-specific polling most of America supports left-leaning policies! It’s just a fact. And as Ben Shapiro once said, facts don’t care about your feelings.

999 times out of 1000, I abhor violence in sports. But if someone took it upon himself to perform a little dentistry on Brad Marchand, I would not object.

If you want to have money when you are old, already be rich when you are young.

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On one hand, yeah, that's probably the right call. On the other, fuck the fucking Bruins.

Yes. Somebody who is an egomaniacal dick and sexual predator can also do good things (while coloring them by being very selective about which secrets he divulges.)

Breaking the law and releasing necessary information are not mutually exclusive. 

The charges were not dropped.

It’s funny to see all these people saying that “the charges were dropped”,as if that makes him proven innocent (and a few morons even saying that the charges were “bullshit”).

Um, no on the charges being declared bullshit:

Facts and science are enemies of the Trump administration.

If it isn’t on the bill, you don’t owe it. File this under - reasons US tipping culture should be eliminated.

Like, like, but not, like, like like. Y’know? Pass me a multiple-choice note during math class, we’ll straighten it out.

I don’t even want to think about what this guy is going to do to the reporter in his post-match interview.

You mess with this guy, he’s Gafencu up.

See, I don’t understand any of this at all. I book a hotel room so I have somewhere to sleep when I’m not doing what I’m in town to do. The job of housekeeping is to refresh the room after I’ve used it. I’m not gonna trash the room, but why should I do their job for them? If I want privacy, I need to feel bad about…

Congratulations on passing the final test!

The hubris of these people. Throughout his childhood, my brother spent several stints in the local children’s hospital. He’d be there for two, three, maybe four days at a time about every two years. He also went to lots of appointments there. My mom would stay with him, and she’d get to know all the nurses on the…

I’m sorry, but this:

are you an idiot? The hospital got him in bad shape because the parents didn’t even bring him to the hospital when he first got the cut. They sewed him up themselves because they’re farmers and know how.  Tetanus doesn’t like Oxygen, so they actually made it worse by doing so.  They went to the hospital only after he…