999 times out of 1000, I abhor violence in sports. But if someone took it upon himself to perform a little dentistry on Brad Marchand, I would not object.

If you want to have money when you are old, already be rich when you are young.

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On one hand, yeah, that's probably the right call. On the other, fuck the fucking Bruins.

If it isn’t on the bill, you don’t owe it. File this under - reasons US tipping culture should be eliminated.

Like, like, but not, like, like like. Y’know? Pass me a multiple-choice note during math class, we’ll straighten it out.

I don’t even want to think about what this guy is going to do to the reporter in his post-match interview.

You mess with this guy, he’s Gafencu up.

See, I don’t understand any of this at all. I book a hotel room so I have somewhere to sleep when I’m not doing what I’m in town to do. The job of housekeeping is to refresh the room after I’ve used it. I’m not gonna trash the room, but why should I do their job for them? If I want privacy, I need to feel bad about…

Congratulations on passing the final test!

...However, what may be surprising is that only one of Chevy’s models, the Crosstreck, also made CR’s list of most reliable cars.

“and as a Leo and “internet personality,””