Um…that may have been me.

How is the weather in 1998, by the way? I thought it was nicer then than it is now, but that may just be nostalgia talking.

How is the weather in 1998, by the way? I thought it was nicer then than it is now, but that may just be nostalgia talking.

Remember when Vince Vaughn was a cop getting his entrails pulled out in a dream world by Vincent D'Onofrio, who was dressed like the pope of Sparkletown?

Remember when Vince Vaughn was a cop getting his entrails pulled out in a dream world by Vincent D'Onofrio, who was dressed like the pope of Sparkletown?

No no no, Dafoe is clearly a vampire. Ask F. W. Murnau, he can tell you all about it.

No no no, Dafoe is clearly a vampire. Ask F. W. Murnau, he can tell you all about it.

You should probably scoot back; there's plenty of room.

You should probably scoot back; there's plenty of room.

He is, and he's at your house. Right. Now.

He is, and he's at your house. Right. Now.

NOTE: @avclub-6956968b560a7eb499ca03a8b3b43189:disqus died on the way back to his home planet.

NOTE: @avclub-6956968b560a7eb499ca03a8b3b43189:disqus died on the way back to his home planet.

@avclub-3be42d8a3412057f79af152555e39bd4:disqus: Careful though; that may lead to womb squids.

@avclub-3be42d8a3412057f79af152555e39bd4:disqus: Careful though; that may lead to womb squids.

@avclub-2a01cc2d75a1581c632e310ae0fe4048:disqus: The Sargent, actually.

@avclub-2a01cc2d75a1581c632e310ae0fe4048:disqus: The Sargent, actually.

Hey, @poopieface:disqus, my father's side of the family is Ukrainian, and he calls it "the Ukraine." Are you saying you're better than my father? Because that is hilarious and wrong.

Hey, @poopieface:disqus, my father's side of the family is Ukrainian, and he calls it "the Ukraine." Are you saying you're better than my father? Because that is hilarious and wrong.

Some. I'm not that big on porridges or beets, but the bread is fucking marvelous.