She sells products and gets in fights.

MY ASS HAS FINALLY DECIDED TO EAT MY HAND!!!!

MY ASS HAS FINALLY DECIDED TO EAT MY HAND!!!!

Cool story, bro.

Cool story, bro.

Eastern Promises 2: The Wrath of Khan

Eastern Promises 2: The Wrath of Khan

I poop, but I leave behind a hard odorless pellet that doesn't attract predators.

I poop, but I leave behind a hard odorless pellet that doesn't attract predators.

Or, for those Bioshock fans among us, Sploice.

Or, for those Bioshock fans among us, Sploice.

@avclub-fec1b8d3fbc08f27a84e5a334d45bb5a:disqus: Magnolia really does go in some weird directions. But hey, it's PT Anderson; he always manages to make it work.

@avclub-fec1b8d3fbc08f27a84e5a334d45bb5a:disqus: Magnolia really does go in some weird directions. But hey, it's PT Anderson; he always manages to make it work.

It's…complicated. Let's just say that glasnost was not exactly a pleasant experience for the Baltic states or the Caucasus. And if you look at Gorbachev's reforms in the context of what came after (namely, Yeltsin's Russia)…it leaves room for a more critical interpretation.

It's…complicated. Let's just say that glasnost was not exactly a pleasant experience for the Baltic states or the Caucasus. And if you look at Gorbachev's reforms in the context of what came after (namely, Yeltsin's Russia)…it leaves room for a more critical interpretation.

They missed out Gorbachev too, and Arafat and Sadat are dead, so…

They missed out Gorbachev too, and Arafat and Sadat are dead, so…

Eh, that's really more unfair Augustinian propaganda. From what I've read, she comes off as someone running a country that's got a lot of cash and not much else, and is smart enough to know who the real movers and shakers of the Mediterranean world were and to try and get the best deal for herself and the country.

Eh, that's really more unfair Augustinian propaganda. From what I've read, she comes off as someone running a country that's got a lot of cash and not much else, and is smart enough to know who the real movers and shakers of the Mediterranean world were and to try and get the best deal for herself and the country.

@avclub-e49e826927ca867982b6f4bfd06402e9:disqus: Wasn't that already made under the title Cleopatra 2525? Or did I forget to take the memory-purge drugs when everyone else did?