@avclub-e49e826927ca867982b6f4bfd06402e9:disqus: Wasn't that already made under the title Cleopatra 2525? Or did I forget to take the memory-purge drugs when everyone else did?

If there's anyone with a classics background reading this, could you please confirm or deny that accusations of homosexuality and pedophilia used to be used mostly by the Romans to make fun of the Greeks (and, of course, by ultra-bitchy early Imperial historians with strong Republican leanings)? It's just something I…

If there's anyone with a classics background reading this, could you please confirm or deny that accusations of homosexuality and pedophilia used to be used mostly by the Romans to make fun of the Greeks (and, of course, by ultra-bitchy early Imperial historians with strong Republican leanings)? It's just something I…

Agreed, but I will admit that it was only after the show got out from ABC's thumb that it was really able to take off (though the second season did find its groove fast enough).

Agreed, but I will admit that it was only after the show got out from ABC's thumb that it was really able to take off (though the second season did find its groove fast enough).

@avclub-9def0516d173cc66e00d693aa02269e5:disqus: It was the latter, unfortunately.

@avclub-9def0516d173cc66e00d693aa02269e5:disqus: It was the latter, unfortunately.

@avclub-4f5c3c2a7dceb338fc816507b94b3519:disqus : HEY HEY HEY! This is the AV Club, mister! I expect to see some tears along with that jerkin'!

@avclub-4f5c3c2a7dceb338fc816507b94b3519:disqus : HEY HEY HEY! This is the AV Club, mister! I expect to see some tears along with that jerkin'!

Know what, everyone? We should go play Freedom Fighters. That was a fun little game, and it wasn't totally full of itself.

Know what, everyone? We should go play Freedom Fighters. That was a fun little game, and it wasn't totally full of itself.

I dimly recall something about Japan being forced to surrender after NK caused (or threatened to cause, I don't remember) one of Japan's nuclear reactors to melt down.

I dimly recall something about Japan being forced to surrender after NK caused (or threatened to cause, I don't remember) one of Japan's nuclear reactors to melt down.

In my more cynical moments, I suspect that NK is essentially holding itself hostage in order to blackmail aid out of the rest of the world. After all, if it actually did collapse, it would cause one of the biggest humanitarian and political crises in recent memory, would consume the foreign policies of America, China,…

In my more cynical moments, I suspect that NK is essentially holding itself hostage in order to blackmail aid out of the rest of the world. After all, if it actually did collapse, it would cause one of the biggest humanitarian and political crises in recent memory, would consume the foreign policies of America, China,…

Are you sure, man? At a certain point, you have to ask yourself if the ogling/irritation coefficient is too high, and then you might as well save your money and cruise Google Image Search for a few hours.

Are you sure, man? At a certain point, you have to ask yourself if the ogling/irritation coefficient is too high, and then you might as well save your money and cruise Google Image Search for a few hours.

Oh God yes.

Oh God yes.

If America was being invaded by The Monarch and his Fluttering Horde, I would see that movie twelve times. In IMAX.