Holy fuck you're not kidding:

You know, I was just thinking that if the show gets shitcanned, the last episode should have Terry Crews use the power of Old Spice to block out the sun, then create a second sun, resulting in the tragic incineration of the planet Earth/the cast.

You know, I was just thinking that if the show gets shitcanned, the last episode should have Terry Crews use the power of Old Spice to block out the sun, then create a second sun, resulting in the tragic incineration of the planet Earth/the cast.

"Let's just say he's a visiting space alien who's secretly here to turn Dunder Mifflin into the carbon mine that will sustain his race's invasion of the planet, because that might as well be the truth. "

"Let's just say he's a visiting space alien who's secretly here to turn Dunder Mifflin into the carbon mine that will sustain his race's invasion of the planet, because that might as well be the truth. "

@avclub-1df2b8e0d3663b59447b3d7af7d2a189:disqus: If I remember correctly, the problem was that whenever they did the saucer separation they'd have to send all the characters over to the battle bridge. The problem was that the battle bridge wasn't a permanent set, so they had to rebuild it and disassemble it whenever…

@avclub-1df2b8e0d3663b59447b3d7af7d2a189:disqus: If I remember correctly, the problem was that whenever they did the saucer separation they'd have to send all the characters over to the battle bridge. The problem was that the battle bridge wasn't a permanent set, so they had to rebuild it and disassemble it whenever…

What, just shuffle their honored patriarchs and matriarchs into nursing homes like (sniff) Americans? That's not the Cardassian way.

What, just shuffle their honored patriarchs and matriarchs into nursing homes like (sniff) Americans? That's not the Cardassian way.

It's hard to say who gave a bad performance in that movie because there's no way to tell what a "good" performance would have looked like in that movie.

It's hard to say who gave a bad performance in that movie because there's no way to tell what a "good" performance would have looked like in that movie.

Mr. President, please never speak of your genitals ever again. For the good of the nation.

Mr. President, please never speak of your genitals ever again. For the good of the nation.

Well, that would explain why the Rio Grande was the only runabout that never got blown up in the course of the series.

Well, that would explain why the Rio Grande was the only runabout that never got blown up in the course of the series.

Oh, Goatley. :-(

Oh, Goatley. :-(

D…Dad?

D…Dad?

Well, as long as we're wishing for things, I want a pony.