Well, as long as we're wishing for things, I want a pony.

I also find Wheaton got a lot more sympathetic after I found out he used to get hate mail from Trek fans when he was 15. No kid needs that.

I also find Wheaton got a lot more sympathetic after I found out he used to get hate mail from Trek fans when he was 15. No kid needs that.

Sorry it took me a while to get back to you. It's part of a silly Rosen-themed YouTube poop (his poetry readings have become popular for poopers), and it's about 2:05 into the video.

Sorry it took me a while to get back to you. It's part of a silly Rosen-themed YouTube poop (his poetry readings have become popular for poopers), and it's about 2:05 into the video.

@avclub-e8579cb1f6e92f980e7161c98ccf165b:disqus: You could rephrase that first hypothesis and just imagine the aliens are the extraterrestrial equivalent of the Franklin expedition.

@avclub-e8579cb1f6e92f980e7161c98ccf165b:disqus: You could rephrase that first hypothesis and just imagine the aliens are the extraterrestrial equivalent of the Franklin expedition.

Hey! I duz kan reed gud will-do!

Hey! I duz kan reed gud will-do!

But you've already seen it. It was released in North America under the title Star Trek: The Motion Picture

But you've already seen it. It was released in North America under the title Star Trek: The Motion Picture

Oh dear, did I just slip into TvTropes-speak? A thousand apologies.

Oh dear, did I just slip into TvTropes-speak? A thousand apologies.

Blackwell's certainly right about the unexpected beauty of industry. Edward Burtynsky has managed to build a career around it. Just look through some of the galleries on his site (particularly "Oil") and tell me you could not find any beauty anywhere.

Blackwell's certainly right about the unexpected beauty of industry. Edward Burtynsky has managed to build a career around it. Just look through some of the galleries on his site (particularly "Oil") and tell me you could not find any beauty anywhere.

I used to want to go, but with the video games and the movies and the tour packages the whole thing is just one giant business nowadays. I'm spending my time looking for more out-of-the-way places.

I used to want to go, but with the video games and the movies and the tour packages the whole thing is just one giant business nowadays. I'm spending my time looking for more out-of-the-way places.

To be a truly Soviet version of Star Trek, the captain and CMO would engage in lengthy debates regarding the purpose of human existence at least five times in the course of the story.

To be a truly Soviet version of Star Trek, the captain and CMO would engage in lengthy debates regarding the purpose of human existence at least five times in the course of the story.

I was thinking along the same lines, Cookie. Heck, I once came up with an idea that one ship whose missions are always scooped by the Enterprise and whose crew spends most of their time bored out of their skulls, but there isn't much room to expand it. If you go the comedy route, you really only have enough material…