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@avclub-ec6e411553d04950c3225c1fbdc8d116:disqus: I naturally assumed it was all Tibor's fault. Homer said Tibor hates Community.

While I was watching it, I kept thinking about how much better a train derailment looked in The Fugitive. And that was, what, almost 20 years ago?

I'm pulling for a mummy. They're like romance-novel zombies with magic powers. Plus spending upwards of five millenia in a tomb gives you a lot of time to work out.

RAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNN!!!!

J. K. Simmons isn't a sex symbol? When did this happen?

Not much of a loss, in that case.

Not necessarily.

It's actually part of the show's storyline. About halfway through the first season, he'll transform into Balthazar Getty and find a new simpler life as a short-order cook, only to be seduced into a life of crime by a seductress who looks exactly like Jenna Elfman.

It does make me wish there was some way to come up with a version of Mr. Freeze that would work in a quasi-realistic setting.

He's the King Canute of our times!

Cameron better not have a tank of gentle cuttlefish, or I am so going to shoot him in the face with a laser.

It's because they aren't what they seem, you know.

Of cock.

@avclub-9b7b0109c992b2904b1cb4640cebc223:disqus : It's emotional incest, which is a thing I just made up.

Not really. That was how the third season ended.

BRING BACK HARSH REALM, DAMMIT!

So much hate, @avclub-aa4f48df80b9b9add2872af63855768c:disqus. Where's the LOVE?????

Of course he was. That's why you see all those pictures of him in his time machine.

I daresay this is a first for this comments section. Good work, @The_Misanthrope:disqus.

No, no, no, the three ghosts should be Bismarck, Paul von Hindenburg, and Heinrich Bruning. That's a trio of miltaristic German conservatism anyone can get behind!