So, for the first movie, just we just stick with the executives as the main villain, or do we want to double up like Batman Begins and have the executives as the main villain with James Franco as the dragon? I'm just trying to figure out how to pace these out, since no one wants to end up with a Spiderman 3 situation…

I don't see race either. People tell me I'm white and I believe them because police officers call me "sir".

Leonard Cohen or GTFO.

@avclub-cfe912f5cb3aa572bd1c9ae2a9b82207:disqus : I'm seriously hoping it's the Weekend at Bernie's remake I've been waiting for.

Well, I had work on Sunday, so it was a fairly compressed weekend for me. I've been chewing through Champions Online over the past week, and I've been liking it way more than DC Universe Online. There's generally just more stuff to do in it. Despite that, I have decided to take a break from it for a while, as MMORPGs…

You know, I heard that argument actually spawned a massive flame war over at DC's main message board around February/March 2011 that got so out of hand the whole thing was shut down for a while.

Huddah huddah HUH!

But wait, @avclub-5a1c0dcc8243c086c74ee944052f6f0f:disqus! I was about to explain to you what "mpreg" is an acronym for!

I always assumed "The Vault" was a coded phrase meaning "Michael Eisner shoved the DVD down the front of his pants and dared us to come get it."

@avclub-be8c0b0f1e53415a099c9d2a7ab103ce:disqus : well, most ineffective Enterprise captain. For most ineffective captain of all time I stick with Captain "Hail Starfleet And Ask Them If I Can Have A Potty Break Now" Esteban from the third movie.

Those glasses don't fool me. That's clearly my good friend [MR. BLACK].

@avclub-86a9ac7667ec45a86614223897b4f765:disqus : Three did, actually. There's a book called The 34rd Rule which was co-written by Armin Shimmerman.

Insignificant like a moose!

Oh, shudder! (takes long exasperated off of cigarette)

You know, funny thing is that that's part of the reason I'm not allowed to be within 100 feet of any Home Depot location in the lower 48 states.

@phodreaw

But isn't there also this part where it turns out he and the guy he was with were part of some secret military program to test an experimental combat drug, and that the raid went wrong after everyone started freaking out from hallucinations and Efron's character accidentally gave the other guy horrific facial scars…

My God, @avclub-0f29370d9da664c1e143182f37301063:disqus has finally figured it out! Someone call the Nobel Prize committee; we're one step closer to a cure!

Robert McKee says we all have to realize we write in a genre, so we must
find originality within that genre. Did you know that there hasn't been a
new genre since Fellini invented the mockumentary? My genre's
thriller, what's yours?

I'm actually not an American, so he isn't my problem either.