Can’t

Yeah. That’s not how you eat it.

i also piss in the sink

True story: I was pissing (and watching through the mirror in front of me). I paused when Crawford got a hit, then kept pissing, then paused again when they said Posey was going to third. When they said he was shaken up, I was in no mood to keep going. I kept that shit paused until he was surely OK. Life as a Giants…

/Messi completes simple pass

You are correct, it wasn’t a “rubber match” not because of your understanding but because it was between two Catholic schools.

I know this article will get a lot of “I’m tired of the cartoony look, it’s soooo bad” crap but I still love it. There are plenty of games using realistic graphics. It’s good to see video games that still look like they are video games. Especially when the art and aesthetics are so damn nice. I will never understand…

Ah! Silly me. Can’t believe I forgot to include knitting. Yes, this is a great time to hone your knitting skills.

You're missing the most common (and fun) activity.

“1 for 3 or 1 and 3, either sounds pretty damn efficient to me.”

Here’s a further tip. Pinch the bag down in portions before you freeze it. Then you can just extract a single serve for defrosting.

At times like these, I always turn to Joe Budden.

Damn. I don’t hate Mort, which instantly puts him in the top 1% of current ESPN personalities.

Some years back there was a salmonella outbreak where the source had been narrowed down to onions, jalapenos, or tomatoes. I’d had a weeks-long craving for homemade guacamole and pico de gallo, so finally I went charging into the grocery store all I AM NOT AFRAID OF THE THINGS THAT PLEASE ME, bought all my shit, made…

This is Adequate Man, not I Spent $500 On Snow Tires And Probably Also Didn't Use Underwear As A Washcloth This Morning Man.