Be sure to let the Jewish director and actor portraying Hitler know how offended you are on his behalf.

You’re... amazing. I am in such awe.

I am sorry about your son. Send her a gift of Madagascar hissing cockroaches shipped directly to her desk in a fancy box.

Girl, I script stuff like this in my head all the time, too. I think for me it’s some kind of weird self-soothing, like a way to turn by brain off. 

I have very specifically scripted and laid out romantic fantasies involving scenarios with various attractive men, but they are A) all famous and B) involving a character they play on TV or in films, not the guys themselves.

I seek revenge on rude people anonymously. Like the bitch who parked her cart in the middle of the grocery aisle and ignored my polite request to get by?

Honestly surprised I haven’t seen anything about dishwashers yet. The way I stack the dishwasher is correct, and everyone else who stacks my dishwasher differently is wrong

I do this too! But (and I apologize in advance for potentially adding another step to your routine) before I use my towel[s] to pick up stray towels, I wipe down the counter / sink area. Additional fresh towels are employed if there’s significant puddle action. Because WHO AMONG US has not known the fury of leaning…

I pick up public bathrooms. Especially airplane ones. I use my clean paper towel to wipe down the counter, then use the paper towel to pick up any paper towels on the floor, then push the paper towels down in the trash can so it’s not overflowing. I hate seeing messy public bathrooms. We should be perfectly capable of…

Not totally secret, but just my wife and anyone who stays with us knows:

A couple of weeks agoin my town, a speeding car came around a curve, hit and killed two bicyclists. He hit them with such force that one woman’s leg was amputated. He then took off, and eventually turned himself in a week later. While I applaud the woman’s efforts, the only real way to get speeders to slow down is for…

Completely aside from how the walker may or may not have been holding the leash, NYC has been having an absolute DELUGE of fatal hit-and-runs, both for pedestrians and bike riders, and the city/NYPD are basically refusing to file charges for any of them. (“I didn’t see them” is literally the excuse that the drivers…

Tbh I think all of these replies are fear-based, in the same way most “it could never happen to me!” responses are. There are all kinds of reasonable scenarios where something shitty like this can happen.

Have you ever had to switch the leash from hand to hand? Or needed to use your hand to hold something briefly, like grabbing a poop baggie or the house keys?

Am I the only one who thinks Justin Theroux is the try hardiest person to ever try hard?  I get that he is attractive but its like he’s always trying so hard to be cool that it makes me bleh. 

Deluded techno-ferals that don’t understand their isolated 4chan world is nothing like life outside the internet.

Yeah no. This a film about violence towards women, indigenous people and Irish people in a very particular historical context and is not about modern day rape and violence. She didn’t do it for shock value and actually toned down some of the violence that occurred during that time. This article is rubbish without…

Cant tell if the chill celebrity weddings are an image thing/performative or if it's genuine. 

Well, women are taught that a man is a necessity that they must earn, and men are taught that women are an entitlement they deserve.  Seriously, when I have you heard “you’ll never get a wife/woman that way” the way you hear “you’ll never get a man/husband that way?”

So, forget the fact that Pete’s father was killed in a very tragic and traumatic event, and that kind of shock changes the dynamics of surviving family members like him and his mom.