Jesus Christ, man! If you’re bored of your hand, either buy a fleshlight or make one at home, and stop trying to make penile insertion a freakin’ death sport.

It literally looks like the eggplant emoji.

If white liberals ever wonder why minorities are so hard on their “allies” at times, this is the PERFECT example of why that is.

Brilliant. You got me. lol

He’s correct. As a percentage of the population, logistics experts are extremely rare. To find a woman logistics expert you’d have to work at it. Maybe hang out at bars near UPS headquarters.

kevin hart’s wife should put all his favorite stuff on the top shelf

Mama warned us, didn’t she?

Kevin just wants a woman who knows how to ship via UPS or FedEx.

Kevin Hart using “logistic” in a sentence:

And the “women are logical” game. :(

The internet to Kevin Hart:

She was born into it, meaning that if she wants to see her family at all for the rest of her life and avoid having them be punished with grueling labor on the RFP, she’s more or less stuck there. She’s not a Cruise or Travolta where they’re advocating for the church.

I’ll say it...Julia Louis-Dreyfus is a lazy choice at this point. I so wanted Pamela Adlon to win because Better Things is awesome and she does ALL THE THINGS in it.

By that measure, I should look like the elephant man.

So many questions.

Why do these types NEVER seem to kill themselves first instead of taking it out on the rest of us?

Me re: Alec Baldwin

what the f kind of advice did you give to question 1

Ughhh, I hate this whole “destroy your performers to achieve perfection” aesthetic that’s so en vogue right now. I’d bet money it’s a fad that grew directly out of our ability to CGI anything to absurd degrees— “real” pain as some kind of fetish viewing. It’s abuse, plain and simple.