Good god, the only cut that bleeds more/longer than a scrotum clipper nick is a razor blade nick of the top of your ear (which only ever occurs when you need to meet clients in the hotel lobby in 15 min). Painless, but an ear nick will bleed for 11 hours.

#teambush

I love this so much. Not “he looked like a snake,” or “he seems like a snake,” just straight up “that’s a snake.” A time when a direct metaphor was NOT interchangeable with a simile.

Juror No. 52: When I walked in here today I looked at him, and in my head, that’s a snake — not knowing who he was. I just walked in and looked right at him and that’s a snake.

I happened upon a husky mix 5 years ago and after several weeks of searching for her home with no luck, decided to keep her. She is the sweetest dog but Jesus is she hard work. They’re escape artists and runners and will not stop. After an entire year of obedience school and a real-time GPS collar, we’re a lot…

So here’s a rule to follow everyone: If someone offends a group of which you are not a part of, it is not up to you to decide when people should get over it or accept the apology.

THIS. There are rules for very important reasons, like keeping your own animals safe. I’m a vet and part of my job is making sure pets are approved to travel, which all my regular people clients are perfectly happy to do, so this really grinds my gears

The rules for quarantine and bringing animals in and out of a country are there for very good reasons. Especially in a place like Australia that is geographically isolated. You can’t break them because you’re rich and want your dogs with you.

“Lorde tweets a privilege-check saying that all white people are responsible for changing the system. The Root says maybe now’s not the time, Lorde.”

The point of that article was that white people should take responsibility and not try and exempt themselves from this...which is exactly what Lorde is going for?

If she is a mindless tool, she’s probably one of those badass ones like a sledgehammer or a pneumatic drill or a flamethrower.

Waiting for all those “Taylor Swift is a mindless tool with no agency of her own” and “A product of her PR team” commenters...

On why the front of her skirt was not lifted:

I don’t want to [bombard] Anna, but I do want them to know…anything they need from me, I’m there for them. I just love [them] both.” 

Mueller’s lawyer M. Gabriel McFarland asked Swift whether she was “critical” of her then bodyguard, Greg Dent, for not intervening. Swift responded, “No, I am critical of your client for sticking his hand under my skirt and grabbing my bare ass.”

Leann Rimes

you are so thirsty for attention from women all over this thread. are you one of those dudes who get strange women to yell at them on the internet because that’s the only thing that gets you hard anymore? you have some kind of humiliation fetish or something?

They are providing a voluntary exercise in empathy. If someone freaks out about the difference on their cup of coffee they should then logically extend how that feels on an entire salary.

Time to boycott this place that no one is forcing me to frequent,on another continent from where I live, because I’m TIRED OF FEMINISM BEING SHOVED DOWN MY BUTTHOLE.

I’m all for the man tax, but I would not go to a place with vulva stones and period sticker packs. That just sounds really obnoxious.

I think if you want to fight for equality then surely treating everyone the same is the way to go