DEFINITELY "Scott Pilgrim vs. The World" ... best movie ever. Poor box-office performance. Sigh. It deserved SO much better.

The Golden Compass.

This can't be right. The pretty people on the tee-vee tell me that we have the BEST HEALTHCARE IN THE WORLD.

WHAT!?!??!?! The non-animated shows were the best!

Hey Dude and Salute Your Shorts are national treasures!

Agreed. Metropolis was already pretty messed up by the time Supes showed up to fight Zod.

Now the fight in Smallville... yea that got a little out of hand. What was Superman to do in that situation? You have a very inexperienced superhero that literally just donned his cape for the first time, getting caught off guard…

What was Superman supposed to do? Seriously? Zod vowed he would kill everyone. He was literally about to scorch an entire family. And most of the Metropolis destruction was a result of Zod's actions. Sure, Supes punched him through a building here and there, but I'm pretty sure everyone in those buildings was either…

I really hope S2 turns up the camp. I could use more of that.

Or just who cares, right? Like who on Earth could possibly care this much? Nobody. Because it's just insanely trivial. Right? Right. So you should probably stop making it look like you actually care this much because it would be really, really weird to care so much about this.

Question, does "time" mean each orgasm or each masturbation session? Because that definitely changes things...

You know, my cousin and I sat and hashed out what exactly her son is to me and then I decided "forget it, he's my nephew." My grand-nephew I'm also referring to as my nephew. I don't feel like explaining it to random people when I'm saying "I need to buy a birthday present for a 1-year-old" and they say, "Oh, who's…

Yup, and it looks like the first Blink concept was Naya Rivera from Glee.

That was the first thing I noticed too. That's totally Jamie Chung.

So Jubilee was supposed to be Jamie Chung????? At least that really, really looks like her... I didn't really miss Jubilee before, but now I wish she was in it! She's so awesome as Mulan in Once Upon a Time

The beauty of Del Toro is that he loves to make movies, tell stories, visualize them, etc. It's obvious he puts all his love and care into everything, whatever the results. He's just not cashing in checks. He loves his job. And we get to reap the rewards.

Dobby... Is that you???

So, TL;DR, vampires who get drunk off of drunk people's blood are lightweights who should be mocked mercilessly for it by their heavier-drinking non-undead peers.

Never mind the fact that you tell someones family you're putting them under "emergency preservation and resuscitation" they're going to stare blankly at you, but you say "suspended animation" and most people will almost immediately have some sense of what you're talking about.

1. Professor X's mind came back in a coma patient and he spent some serious cash on plastic surgery.