Alternate article title: What Pacific Rim did better than Godzilla, which audiences hated.

YES! Preach, Sista Girl!

You could say the same thing about GI Joe. Jem was important to me as a kid. She was a character with an actual job, and a passion and wasn't afraid to follow it. She was the only thing I had on TV that wasn't a pony or a strawberry or a rainbow. Even though she was wildly fictional and had a bad ass hologram named…

The leading actress has great singing chops. My issue is with the age. She's some "teen orphan" which is NOT THE JEM MOVIE I SIGNED UP FOR.

Juliette Lewis is 40? Fuuuuuuck. How old am I now? Fuuuuuck.

Probably not. I can see her being the evil OLD rock star who is infinitely cooler and better in every way.

Here's what I heard is gonna happen.

Yeah, if someone did a makeup application like that one Face Off, they'd be going home.

I'm sure Mark Strong is a perfectly lovely human being, but given his filmography I'd rather gnaw my own arm off than let him take my hands, let alone rummage around in my brain. :)

"I suspect we're probably going to see something more along the lines of Superman Returns. Abrams has a reverence for Star Wars the same way Singer had for Donner's Superman, so it's likely to be a lot of fan service and pretty much the same story we've seen before."

Sick kids who needed veterinary care?

Wanna give a shout out to Bruce Campbell's character in Xena: Warrior Princess.

Mikasa Ackerman saves Armin and Eren a whole lot. But she's pretty much amazing.

The size of his bulge needs to be way bigger to match Power Girls boobs.

Here's one I made earlier.

"In the land of Mordor, in the fires of Mount Doom, the Dark Lord Sauron forged in secret, a master ring, to control all others. And into this ring he poured all his cruelty, his malice and his will to dominate all life. One ring to rule them all."