Same. Me, too.

Speaking of pop music, what do you think of Selena Gomez’s new single “Bad Liar”? I am LOVING it!!

Katy Perry rebranded herself as a political activist? Did I miss something?

1. Swift and Perry are working together

Backup dancers and John Mayer... the usual.

Re #2, it’s also dumb considering T Swift has remained notably silent since the election on “everything going on in the world.” And not to be all “she started it” but... SHE DID START IT. Taylor Swift’s personal brand is at least partially built on the drama she gets into with other celebrities so don’t act like she…

Especially since T Swift herself could have given Hillary a nice boost, had she chosen to. Instead she’ll use feminism when it helps her and forget about it when it could actually make a difference.

PS I couldn’t even understand the first tweet. Is it full of Aussie slang? I’m I just old af? Purposeful poop? bomb a petit? Is that a pun on bon appetit? Or French for tiny bomb? What’s going on here?

Fabulous. It has only gotten better; when I was younger, it was mostly erudite abstractions. They’ve gone the political route, now, for at least fifteen years, and acutely so. Their articles on incarceration alone are must-reads. Hope you enjoy!

You should totally write a letter to the New Yorker to tell them this. I work in publishing, and it really brightens our day when we hear stories like yours.

Thank you for sharing this — you made my night! It’s really such a magnificent publication. Let me know how you find it. ✏️👑✏️

This is quite a lovely note to read and I’m glad you support them, and I just bought a freaking subscription. They should have a referral program.

Wait... if $8.99 is not as awesome as the magazine, that means you’d rather have the magazine, right? Am I reading that right?

I’m living on mostly rice, these days, but still subscribe to the New Yorker.

My best friend had never been to one so we decided to go one night with our spouses. Do to circumstances beyond our control we ended up at the shitiest of strip clubs. It was awful and one of the stripper’s stage names was the same name as my dog. I felt depressed afterwards.

So brave! Thank you for your service.

As a male Jezzie, I can attest that strip clubs are incredibly depressing. Even as a barely woke guy in 1991 I can attest to this.

How dare you say Ivanka’s under bite is a class 3 or 4. Trump underbites are first class all the way. They’ve got only the classiest underbites!!

They’re not stock photos...?