Now *this* is Justin’s genuine happy face. Sorry Paul Ryan, Justin will never love you the way he loves Barack!

Blowjobs are the new “nice to meet you!”
Fingerbanging is the new flirting!
Squirting is the new blowing a kiss!

Yeah, ladies, naked is the new normal! Sending nudes is the new handshake! Women who are proud enough of their bodies to show them off makes men respect them MORE!

So are we a host when we have a penis inside us? Does that penis belong to us while we are hosting it? Can we do with it whatever we want? Just asking.

My sister is the type to pull shit like this. She has an amazing, terrifying ability to act completely charming and wonderful until she is in complete control of the car keys, hotel keys, house keys, food, passports, whatever. Then she totally unleashes her worst when the people in her presence can’t get away.…

I wonder how many people are buying these on clearance clothing and cutting out the tags.

The problem is that his actual business acumen is somewhere between Gob Bluth and Vincent Adultman.

I was writing this same comment when I saw yours. It’s unbelievable. How did this guy make money when he has no social skills?

I am clumsy, socially awkward and I don’t like touching people but even I have mastered a decent handshake.

he has no manners.

You know, when I am meeting with members of our global team, I always take five minutes to Google customs of the country in question. It takes five literal minutes and it helps me avoid looking like a stupid idiot. And I’m just a finance scrub. I’m not the president, and I put more effort into fostering…

Yes, but they were in AMERICA. In America, we clamp down on your hand like a vice, stare directly into your eyes as a display of dominance and shake until a little bit of poop falls out.

Because our citizenry and government has a fundamental inability to motivate moderates to go to the polls, resulting in literally nothing but the most extreme left and right sides of the political spectrum largely making up the voting electorate. There are far more ‘extreme conservatives’ than there are ‘extreme…

Is he not or is he a business man?

Not all Americans and not even the majority of those voting. The folks that voted for him see loudness and brashness as leadership and they really hate people that aren’t like them that much. That and they will believe anything as more than a dollop of fear is communicated along the way.

Cultural etiquette 101:

Hello. I’m not American. Can someone tell me why America thought it was a good idea to make a functionally illiterate man with severe personality disorders the President of the United States of America?

It’s not even about taste, though; the thing production looks low budget.

That clip makes “The Hills” look like Masterpiece Theater.