You'd have to be a real piece of shit to try to take that guitar from her. No wonder they're divorcing.

I can’t imagine trying to fight Kurt Cobain’s daughter for the guitar, even if she did gift it to him (which I don’t believe for one second).

Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck come to mind. The only time I almost felt sorry for him was when he said he was so embarrassed about the whole thing he didn’t want to leave his house or something similar.

Astronaut Mike Dexter and I are very happy, thank you very much.

“Taylor is team feminism only when she’s the one being torn down”

Katy is loving this. The best thing that could happen to her was hearing her name being brought up in this.

The “Gay or Straightish Pretty Hipster Boyfriend of My Dreams” is a very real trap in DC. I tend to just assume gay and miss out :(

I had to google why Taylor and Katy hate each other. It’s so fucking stupid. Taylor really is Regina George.

Me to Katy’s tweet:

Katy Perry’s response is GOLD:

LOL, a good friend was asked out by a guy and she told him she didn’t date gay guys, he told her he wasn’t gay, he was Dutch.

Is it crazy for me to think this might be part of the script? I only vaguely knew who Calvin Harris was when they were dating, now I know waay too much about him (except for his music).

I don’t know if this guy was/is a dickhead in the boyfriend department, but it did seem for a while that every dude Taytay went out with and then broke up with was made out to be a jerk/bad boyfriend, always for unspecified reasons which left all the fans trying to read in to whatever single came out next.

HOLD UP PEOPLE!

Are men so out of their nut that they’ll try to bone a grown woman (or a teenager) behaving like a literal prairie dog? I mean, I guess.

She needs the negativity show her stans she can “rise above” and then she profits.

Come at you?

I figure if you’re happy in your new relationship you should focus on that instead of trying to tear your ex bf down for something to do

He wasn’t mad that he wasn’t getting credit for the song’s success. He was hurt that she’s trying to pretend that he had done something wrong and the reason why she ended it was because of his radio interview. In reality it seems more likely that she broke up with him to be with a new guy.

I just became convinced that her relationship with Calvin Harris may have been the only genuine one of her life (thus far). Obviously, he wasn’t forced into an NDA agreement; I’m sure TayTay is regretting that now.