Jennifer Mayers is clearly Tomatoface or whatever the fuck he’s calling himself mow.

My uncle is a police chief in a Canadian city. He’s been posting a lot of anti-BLM bullshit. He was really pissed BLMTO asked Pride to not have police floats in next year’s parade. The final straw for me came when his kids, all police officers, posted “ALL LIVES MATTER” on a BLM post on my wall. I blocked his kids (my…

Right. Like, cops and their families VOLUNTARILY place themselves in that position. They are PAID in exchange for going to work. When officers are killed or wounded in the line of duty, they and/or their families receive insurance proceeds meant to compensate them for their sacrifice.

Right? They supported and praised the Dallas PD. I don’t know what these dipshit Minneapolis PD officers wanted. For the players to blame the black men killed by police? What a bunch of whiny, petulant assholes.

For fucks sake. I am trying very hard to relate to law enforcement perspective, but I am quite tired of being told to think about how their families feel not knowing if their loved ones will come back after work, and the stress that creates. It amazes me that they demand this while failing to understand how black…

he prob has a legit seizure condition now that will continue even after he gets sober, unfortunately. i know more than a few people that happened to

Sophia Vergara...threw...a lemon party??

That was my understanding of it. He already had a seizure disorder. His drinking makes it worse.

Yeah, if you’ve had more than 2 seizures, you have epilepsy, by definition. It can definitely be caused or exacerbated by substance abuse.

I just want her to have a more normal, less scientologyish relationship and I wish they would be left alone. : (

he prob has a legit seizure condition now that will continue even after he gets sober, unfortunately. i know more than a few people that happened to

Ending corn subsidies is probably the best first step I can think of. It would raise the price of beef, pork and poultry to make them less desirable and lessen the disastrous toxic waste problems that result.

It’s entirely true that “ethical” food is the realm of liberal bougie types, and the reason is a combination of awareness about food ethics issues and the ability to access and pay for more ethically-produced food. But I reject the idea that it’s stupid or snobby to care about consuming food that’s produced in ways…

I sing to myself when I’m doing something dangerous, just to ease the tension... “standing on a ladder/feels kinda shaky/no one here to catch me/if I fall and neck goes breaky” or “cooking with no shirt on, cooking bacon topless, grease is flying everywhere, maybe I should stop this”

I have played Civilization V, so yes obviously.

Haven’t we all? At one time in our lives, every one of us has been Prime Minister Cameron. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got an economy to drive into a ditch.

I like how he said “right, good” after getting into the house. I saw a tweet saying this is what British people say after things have gone “a bit rubbish.”

Can we all continue to laugh at him for fucking a pig?

You’ve made political power plays that set your nation on fire then bailed with a song in your heart? Awesome.

Being voted the most boring woman in Britain is the highest compliment one can ever hope to achieve.