I am SO thankful that Gawker spent over 400 days giving a spotlight to Kristen Cavallari. That was time well spent to give a spotlight to someone with such important things to say and such an uplifting message to spread.

Somehow, still better than Sailor Tyler-Gardner, which is clearly a LeCarre sequel that is way more boring without the spy.

“And so whosits, whatseherface, and the hot one did some stuff and gathered... I don’t know flowers or something. Whatever women do. Anyway let’s see what Samwise is doing...”

I was going to make a dumb joke like “Herf derf but I thought Arwen’s daughters were named X and Y and blah blah blah” but I just looked it up to refresh my memory and apparently Tolkien never bothered to name any of Eldarion’s sisters.

“Look Lula. Once upon a time, Mommy did a bad thing but for a very good reason. Grandpappy FlappyLips needed a #1. Somehow the people in the world overlooked years of legitimate, amazing songs and never gave him and his friends a #1 song. Some Mommy had to make a bad movie so that Diane Warren would give one of the…

I thought you were just mean, but you’re actually nuts. Well - carry on, then.

No. She is just “disappointed."

Oh god, I’m a mad crier and it puts me at a complete disadvantage in an argument. I hate it. And that’s about the only time I ever cry.

Yes the tell tale differentiator from “something in my eye” is the sucking in a breath to center myself which you will notice at the 5 second mark on the second video. This is also the moment when Bradley realizes he has the answer to “are you serious right now?”.

Honestly I’m just surprised that this is a real, actual relationship. Or at least that’s the very real passive aggression that exists between lovers.

I’m glad there aren’t people all over the world tracking how often I cry in public and why....

A little bit, I think, and trying to cover it with the classic, “No, it’s just a bit of eye booger,” move. I feel bad for her.

That is a classic “Is she really about to cry in public? Oh shit, what do I do?” pose.

It was fascinating to watch the Bill Cosby narrative shift seamlessly — and almost instantaneously — from “If he’s been doing this for so many years, there would be hundreds of victims, so he can’t possibly be guilty” to “All these accusers prove that women are just jumping on the bandwagon for a payday, so he can’t…

If a guy calls a girl a slut guys have no problem believing him. But if 40 women accuse a guy of being a sexual predator people still don’t believe them.

Soooooo... this is his way of turning down the VP slot w/o saying it out loud?

By being even more rightward. Especially Leadstrom and her Ugandan anti-gay shit.

I don’t know enough about Leadsom - no one does really. But Theresa May is the devil. I’m shocked how much I now :shudder: begrudgingly respect Cameron for keeping the zealots in his party in check, now that there’s a real chance they’ll have a great deal of power.

All I know is that I never wanna go sailing with this guy.

I’m wondering what kind of blue eyes I have now. Easily blue? Maybe effortlessly blue. Murderously blue? God the options are endless, someone write a profile on my eyes immediately. Endlessly blue! The descriptions keep coming...