What if the lawnmower man and the backwoods cult are carrying out a fertility ritual because they believe their children are dying as a result of supernatural forces, but what is actually killing the children is oil drilling off the coast (how I don't know, poisoning? drowning?)? The powers that be allowed the…

Preshow: You will arrive at Madam Zuzu's early in order to find a seat. Due to the free nature of this event you will have not arrived early enough to beat doughy middle aged Zwan fans who are unaware Billy and Paz Lenchatin no longer speak to each other. Though free, Madam Zuzu's does require a minimum 8 tea…