I will not rise to apologizing for the occasional tasteless joke when we are living in a literal circus. Dark levity is all some of us have left.

Here’s a church-to-home conversion you can watch in real time. All the fun without all the bills!

There’s quite a few church conversions around here

God is great.

I’ll start: So far, this house looks like a Tokyo-by-night version of Troy McLure’s spaceship-aquarium house, with cutouts!

She seems fine with it but also maybe don’t look to Vice for ethical standards?

How am I judging? Or being sanctimonious. You claimed she was an Arab while erasing the fact her mother is as white as they come and that she has not only benefited from being rich, but from being white or white passing.

Took my kids to watch Jurassic Park in the Park last summer. Bought some snacks, brown bagged some wine, rented one of those stupid blow up couch things that look vaguely like a vagina that I had never even seen before last summer which now appear to be taking over the world, and settled in for the movie, only for my…

Note that this “90s nostalgia” was, in the 90s, 70s nostalgia, when it was 50s nostalgia, when it was 30s nostalgia. Guess it was inevitable this dumb pageboy would come back like a bad penny, as great-great-grandma (who also wore this style) used to say.

This is Vogue. No look counts until a white person does it.

And yet here you are not only reading the article, but the comments.

“former Vine star” explains so, so much about this.

It’s possible to be outraged by multitasking le instances of societal bullshit at once.

Good.

10/10 would still fuck. I’m not sorry.

Robe One?

This whole discussion surprises me because the only subway I regularly ride is BART, where all food and drink is banned, and I assumed this was standard subway policy, though I’m not sure this is frequently enforced (I have accidentally carried a drink into the station once or twice without thinking about it).

ACT with Fuoride is terrific. And the taste of Tom’s is very polarizing. I like it no problem, but my girlfriend hates it.

Bless you