vermiciousknids
VermiciousKnids
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When the world is too much and I can’t stand everyone sounding off on twitter, I think of her.

I have seen Tig do stand-up several times, and regularly listen to her on a spotify compilation of female comics, but I have beef with Tig. MAAANY years ago (2008ish) Tig and Sarah Silverman came into a shoe store I worked at in LA, and she was so rude. Sarah was a regular, I had helped her multiple times before,

I’m so excited! I work in downtown Portland and our boss bought us glasses, we’re all going up to the roof together.

This only makes me love him more

Shows like this are why I don’t watch any network tv. What is the appeal here? Cursing? Why isn’t this just a CBS show? Ugh, laugh tracks.

I wanted three, two real quick then a third five years later. I had one and decided that was like three-quarters of a kid too much. He’s cool, I’ll keep him, but I am definitely not having any more.

I have just the one, which means I am never outnumbered and flying is fantastic: we get a whole row to ourselves, no strangers, and I get AAALLLLLL the extra legroom, he’s 5 he doesn’t need it.

I say this all the time. I have the only grandchild, so I get a lot of “when are you having another? how many do you want?” and I always say that one is just a little too much.

I have always wanted to convert a church into a home. Partially for the delicious blasphemy, partially for the crazy high ceilings.

I do not know anyone born and raised in Palestine or Lebanon, only several children of immigrants born here, who consider themselves white, and are “white-passing.” I do not dictate anyone’s ethnic identity, I am only listening to what people I know have shared with me regarding their view of their own ethnicity. A

Dutch mother, Palestinian father, both of whom are caucasian. Palestinians, Armenians, Lebanese, etc, mostly consider themselves white.

Yeeesssss, in the nineties I wore bell-bottoms and had flower patches all over my jansport!

We have free movies in the park 2 or 3 times a week where I live, so I have special wine cups that have a sippy cup top on them (got them at a fancy af wine festival a few years back) and they are key. Kids do ruin everything, so my sister and I went to A League of Their Own without mine last week, but kids are also

Sunflower seeds! I watched a woman with her 8ish year old son just spitting shells all over the floor with wild abandon. They were BBQ flavor, too, ugh.

I got a ticket for eating on the Los Angeles subway, but the officer didn’t show up to court so no fine for me!

My dentist recommended ACT with fluoride, and I just adore the taste of Toms!

I live in Portland, the largest municipality that does not fluoridate it’s water. The offspring eats a chewable fluoride tablets and we all use fluoride rinse.

I have only attended two conventions, both with no issue, but I have definitely experienced the ugly side of sci-fi in different forums.

this is accurate