That man is one “G” away from a lucrative career as either a lingerie maker or a adult actor.

As a phoenix area resident, when you go to grocery stores and see signs that if you buy 2 twelve packs of dos equis, you get two tickets to an upcoming game, it shows how few are going.

Your comments are one of the reasons I come to Deadspin more often than is probably healthy to do so.

Awww, I will miss this article. I work on Saturdays and when I go to lunch, I grab something to eat, sit down with my coworkers at the picnic tables at my costco and the first thing I’d read was this column. I dont know why, but it was just my custom. It was a good run.

Shes a fun doctor. Graham is a great companion. But most of this season, if it’s written by Chibnall, its BOR-ING.

Highlight: Jodie Whittaker as the Doctor.

I hadn’t scrolled far enough down, so all I saw for your comment was:

I’ve never seen Evangelion before, I look forward to it.

Kneeling out?

I didnt realize Link stayed with the family Porkins.

Dang, held without bail and released by the team? He has the possibility of forcibly having to stay in Tampa LONGER than the rest of the 49ers!

I played this video for my wife and she said “did someone call an ambulance for him, as hes clearly having a stroke?"

I must say, this article has made me honestly am excited to watch a wizards game.

That dreamcast list is some amazing games. 

He would go right back to coach in Cleveland again? LeBron went back for a 2nd stint there too. What kind of Stockholm syndrome does this city naturally produce?

You, sir or madam, are doing the Lord’s work.

+1 avril lavigne song

I wish I had saved the original and I’m just cant be bothered to find the article that has it.

I really need to see the original picture next to today’s redder picture

As a costco employee, I read all your replies and wonder: “are they shopping in my store?” Are you hitting a costco on arizona, perchance?