After last season, my wife and I said we couldn’t watch the flash anymore. It’s not Team Flash, its Team Doesnt Learn From Mistakes.

My wife and I had a viewing party, went all out. Decorated the front door to look like a TARDIS, dalek and tardis cupcakes, jelly babies, rolo and reeses wrapped in red foil as fezes, jammie dodgers.

I grew up just 15 miles south of Ann Arbor. On quiet winter days, I could hear “Hail to the Victors” in the distance when they would score.

The “3 of 5 traded for a player to be named later” brigade. 

How many bloody times did the announcers say that during the game. It’s like the had a record player up there with a scratch it in.

Half of these letters intentionally spell Obama and Hillary wrong as if they were clever. The other half mangle the english language.

I get that you did there.

How many letters a month implore you to kill yourselves or that they will kill you? Because I was seriously blown away by how many are listed here.

As a narcoleptic, I am insulted.

I will never get this. You didnt OWN anyone. You already paid for the merch. Oh, you wont buy any more Nike? Yeah, after 20 minutes in Sketchers, you’ll be crying for another pair of Nike.

I say on 3rd down the yellow line should turn RED.

As a resident of phoenix, who has to deal with the douchebags who inhabit Scottsdale regularly, I say with all confidence that your dad must be a real dick bag if he thinks the people of Scottsdale are noce.

JR thought to himself “if I try to throw this in the trash, it’ll just brick. Might as well do that and give it the home it deserves, a construction site”

Honestly, you were one of my reasons for coming to io9. I have enjoyed your writing immensely and will miss you!

My wife, a hairstylist, waxes my nostrils every time I get my haircut. It is AMAZING. I feel like I can breathe in gallons of air through my nose afterwards. I liked it so much, I started telling some of my friends, also clients of my wife, about it. They love it too. I would recommend it to anyone.

Howard was “very interested” in joining the reigning world champs?

“paperwork bag”?

You are doing the Lord’s work with this comment.

I cant believe I’ve played (and beaten) most of the games on this list! Usually on these list I’ve nearly heard of half of them.

I think I’m almost more impressed this guy thinks the Celtics won.