I think you should really explain your thoughts some more.

I nominate me.

oh hell, heres the rest of it

Fellow named Joe Jackson was a fielder for the Black Sox
And he always wore his black socks, but he never wore no shoes
He weren’t the nicest fellow and he had a couple problems
Cause he drank a lot and he beat his wife and he always acted rude
He killed and ate some babies and he copped an attitude
And the one man…

according to Jonathan Coulton..

Might have been one of the first televised knockers I ever saw, in Romeo and juliet.

Had a similar experience with walmart when toys r us marked down their guitar hero extra guitars to be 10 bucks. I went to a local walmart and got 3 guitars. Took the manager nearly an hour to “confirm” this price match. I’m sure he figured I would get pissed it was taking so long and leave. It didn’t help that I was…

This happened to me a FEW times. Different locations (california, arizona) and not for games that were niche games.

It’s not comic sans. It could be WAY worse.

I’ve got a few “worst” experiences. Here’s a few:

I would say the arizona cardinals, since once Carson palmer blows up, they have jack nothing at qb, but I don’t think THEY think that. They think they have 3 or 4 Peyton mannings. They have 3 Joey Harringtons though.

I’m gonna need an explanation. It sounds awesome but I’m very confused

This picture is the reason photoshop was invented.

Eh, it’s not a bad time. Summers suck here, but come winter time, it’ll be 60 degrees and my electric bill will be 75 bucks.

Would if I could.

I have never personally even SEEN a bojangles in real life, but if I ever see a billboard for one, I’m stopping what I’m doing to go to one that instant.

If only more websites had unionized, we’d have known about this problem sooner.

cashiering for Costco for over 12 years taught me a lot about people too.

Wait, you are a “Yooper”? But when I look in your comments i see this....

I was at home and went “oh, im gonna read ‘why your team sucks:lions editon’ on the crapper. Opened it on my phone, scrolled down to ZMF’s comment and as i tried to scroll down, my phone froze. Wouldn’t do anything. Had to reboot the whole bloody device.