*puts on nerd safety goggles*

Also vividest, gorgeousest, and sharperest.

There is a water-based polymer lining inside the can that makes it impossible to get metallic flavor from the can because the beer never comes in contact with the can. If you taste can, it's in your head. The only way it would be possible is if you are putting your mouth on the can, which can be remedied by drinking…

More and more microbrews are coming in cans now, which is nice. I prefer them to bottles if I am pouring my beer in to a pint glass.

Yeah, definitely don't mess with it. I have had to wipe my phone every couple of months with CM. This last time I only restored one app w/data and it's made it like 4 months without breaking. Something about old data with a new ROM throws a wrench in the whole damn thing.

I have the current market app. The Windows Phone-like dark tiled market. I haven't actually tried playing a movie, but I see them there. I'm just running Cyanogenmod. Perhaps they found a workaround?

If you ARE Apple, you should stop with the iNames.

I see movies in the market on my rooted phone. I haven't tried actually watching one though, because netflix.

derk er jerbs!

I've added "lads" to my list of words not safe for use on the internet alongside "whippersnappers" and "hooligans"

That's what I mean, I feel like a lot of computers default to google.com and you know there are some people out there who search google.com for google.

Honestly, I think the squirrelturtlebird is awesome.

I'm surprised google.com isn't in the list.

I was trying to smuggle some Coke but I thought they meant the soda and then my butt cheeks popped from the carbonation and I got it all over my pants.

To make it easier on everyone, here is the full list of email addresses. It only takes a few seconds to write a nice email, copy this list, paste it in to gmail, and send to all at once.

They just got a very angry email from a disgruntled me. Oops.

Or a group of young, free-internet loving, Fauxian lads leading the charge.

Some of these look extremely impossible to move.

Shaking your phone?

LOL BUST