I have my unlimited data on Verizon still, and my Xoom is on Verizon, but even Sprint has tiered data for tablets, right?

This means absolutely nothing until carriers get their heads out of their asses and stop capping/tiering/choking data. When I could pay $30 a month for as much data as I wanted, this may have been something I would enjoy. Since I now pay $20 for 1GB of data, this is something I will literally NEVER use. Shame.

So if Ford patented the door handle, how would competitors have their doors open? If Chevy patented the steering wheel, how would competitors steer their cars?

You mean websites see Android and don't differentiate phones from tablets like it does with iOS, right? Because the company that made my device isn't to blame.

I wouldn't know. I have used Dolphin since the day I got my tablet.

Tablets that identify themselves as desktops to get full sites instead of shitty mobile sites (I'm looking at you, Gawker) would not be counted in these statistics, correct?

A. Xoom

Facebook's news feed is absolute trash now. I want to see all of my posts in fucking chronological order. Not the order you deem to be best. When someone says "Ignore my last post, blah blah blah" and that post is below their last post, I don't see it until after I've already not ignored it. If that isn't the case, I…

Hey guys, I'm an Apple fan boy. These guys aren't doing anything wrong. They deserve to win these lawsuits if their patents are being infringed upon. This is the way true innovation occurs. Other companies like Microsoft and Cisco can't innovate, they just have to copy this company's innovation and steal the ideas…

Holy crappy menu system batman. How has Microsoft not learned that there are other ways to control with Kinect than holding a hand up and slowly moving it to the place you want? Your Shape: Fitness Evolved had an excellent menu system and it was a launch title. Fruit Ninja's system is fantastic.

Did you spend the time and energy changing your background picture? Or did you just leave it as it came stock?

Apple finally started allowing people to use their own backgrounds right? Or is it only the grey/blue water drop one I see on every iPhone ever? Meanwhile I've made my own custom dock, got awesome widgets for free, new icons, screen transition animations, screen on/off animations, app launch animations, live wallpaper…

Or you get vague patents on technology that other people were using before you and then sue them.

If you raise the coals up to just under the grates, you can hit like 800 I think.

And hippo assholes taste bad. I know from experience.

THIS

User base might not necessarily reflect hits per day. Yahoo might have more users (Hell, I have a Yahoo account tied to my flickr) but while I hit gmail 20 times a day, I hit Yahoo... zero. Never. Not once. I count as a Yahoo user, but I don't actually use it.

I actually think 4chan is on the right track. When they use the N-word, they aren't using it in a racist way. Usually when they use it, it's at a white person. They are removing race from the equation completely, and they instead use the word to describe assholes. Luckily for us all, assholes are not a protected class.

Thanks for saying what I couldn't find the right words to say. Sounds and letter arrangements are only offensive if you let them offend you. If you can't be offended by groupings of letters, you are a part of the solution.

Oh please let Clippy be the one to tell me!