THIS

User base might not necessarily reflect hits per day. Yahoo might have more users (Hell, I have a Yahoo account tied to my flickr) but while I hit gmail 20 times a day, I hit Yahoo... zero. Never. Not once. I count as a Yahoo user, but I don't actually use it.

I actually think 4chan is on the right track. When they use the N-word, they aren't using it in a racist way. Usually when they use it, it's at a white person. They are removing race from the equation completely, and they instead use the word to describe assholes. Luckily for us all, assholes are not a protected class.

Thanks for saying what I couldn't find the right words to say. Sounds and letter arrangements are only offensive if you let them offend you. If you can't be offended by groupings of letters, you are a part of the solution.

Oh please let Clippy be the one to tell me!

Oh okay, that makes more sense.

In my area, we have Frontier for Fios, Verizon sold it to them a few years ago. My city is no longer going to get Fios tv. Only internet. I was going to go to DirecTV because I hate Comcast and don't want to support them, but DirecTV doesn't have G4. WHAT!

I had an xbox 360 pro stuck in a tiny boxed in space next to my super hot PC exhaust fan for 7 years without a single problem until I finally got a single red ring. I think it was a hard drive error. Bought a new xbox and havent had a single problem since.

You were trying to make fun of the future of money, not the present of money.

Well the article goes over loyalty cards, so that is a good place to start your research. You can already use your phone for foursquare deals and things like that. I don't see why Latitude couldn't use the same thing. I have a deal for people when they check in at my house on facebook even.

I've got multiple bank accounts for multiple purposes spread across different banks.

It's more like replacing a bunch of small pieces of plastic with... nothing. Because you already had your phone in your pocket anyways.

HOW DO I SHOT PEOPLE

Analog stick for movement of a controller with mouse for aiming of a computer. This is the best possible combo. I will be using this on my PC as well. WASD will never be as good as an analog stick.

Cue yet another disgruntled starred commenter having a problem with a decent joke because it makes fun of Apple.

KIDS

Yessssssssss my netbook will finally have a use!

I think so? I'm trying to remember if I've used my xbox remote on my xbox since I upgraded...

Maybe it will work like the controllers do and not use IR? If only...

I second this. The blades were so easy to navigate. The new system has so many advertisements and crap that it's hard to find the things I actually want to find. Some of the console settings are buried in the strangest of locations. I hope this new refresh will clean it up, but I'm guessing it will just make it more…