Not sure if trolling.

8. Move to the Northwest, where Summer apparently no longer visits.

Mmm. San Diego. Drink it in, it always goes down smooth. Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diago, which of course in German means "a whale's vagina".

The things they are suing over are trivial things that they should not have a patent on. Imagine Apple getting a patent on the mouse. Or the keyboard. That isn't protecting your property, it's making it literally impossible for anyone to compete with you. Beat out all of the competition, and you no longer have a…

Check out Jeff Bridges as Clu in the new Tron movie. I didn't realize it wasn't a real person the first few times I saw him in the movie.

Kinda like all the old PCs that can't run new programs and all of the old programs and hardware that won't work with new PCs?

Thanks for clearing that up for me. I'm going to have to play some FF. Dragon Age: Origins was like the perfect game for me, but Dragon Age II was the complete opposite. I didn't even finish it.

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I remember seeing a chart of all of the companies involved in the mobile wars that showed who was suing who, and I don't recall Google suing anyone. I too would be curious to see an example.

So... I haven't played a FF game since VII.

OMG you guise, BF3 book is so much better than MW3 book! I don't get why so many idiots like MW3 book so much more than BF3 book! I mean why would you like a book that is so unbalanced?! The paragraph-streaks are such a cheap aspect of reading the book!

Before your rollercoaster ride begins, a loud voice comes over the park intercom saying "YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS," follow by you quickly being ushered back off the rollercoaster and quickly hustled in to the gift shop, where you must spend enough money to ward off the 'ling rush or be banished from the…

Things like this, and not their walled garden or their crazy control over developers and customers, are the reasons I refuse to buy Apple products.

Nipple!

I'm guessing that 135m is only counting devices currently active. Not old phones that people have stopped using.

I go to PAX Prime every year and I've never really noticed it, even in the packed Expo Hall floor.

Dragon Age: Origins is my favorite game of all time. The story, the conversation, the friends and enemies, the relationships you build... it was just perfect for me.

This is what I need to start saying whenever I tell a joke with fake facts and my wife goes "Actually, herp derp is herp derp!"

You injected chocolate sauce, a turkey baster, and a banana in to McNuggets? Props.

I feel left out. I'm on google talk all day at work. When I leave for a break or for the day, I close the window and all IMs go to my phone. I'm never actually unreachable via google talk except for the rare situations when my phone battery is dead. Where's my category and verdict?!