on or about her wedding day, if memory serves.

There are tons of non-Mormon people in SLC! And many atheists too. It’s a pretty cosmopolitan city in a lot of ways.

Yeah, it’s a legit tactic all across the world, not just for Mormons. I mean, here in the subcontinent, there’s something called the Love Jihad. Look it up.

God, you seem exhausting and miserable.

I read the headline and thought, “Oh right, they dated briefly?” Needless to say, a outloud “WIFE?!” followed.

It’s actually not so bad if you live in the Salt Lake City Metro Area (which is the one place in the state where the population is less than 50% LDS —still large I grant you, but doable) and there are many great things about it (city, mountains, canyons, desert, theatre, ballet, opera, a few sports, etc.

Didn’t you hear? The people who saw the injured man beside the road before the good Samaritan came along didn’t stop to help because no one asked them to.

I don’t know why people would trust him after he tried to ruin Christmas.

Funny no one had to ask Mattress Matt to open his doors. What a sleaze.

This is the best indictment of Evangelical theological viewpoint of “I’m a good person if I think I’m a good person but don’t need to do good things to be a good person.”

If you’re suggesting Sandy for Pres, I second your nom. She’s already saved Peter Gallagher from the L, the world from cyberterrorists, and herself from space. Some Republicans might be against the whole jumping-off-the-roof-every-Halloween thing, but she did save all those beauty queens when she was an F.B.I.…

My boyfriend grew up in Salt Lake City as one of the very very very few non-Mormons, and a girl he really liked in high school tried to get him to convert so they could date lololololol.

All with little portraits of the first president on them.

When I was little, my mom bought me a comic book that showed me how deal with these weirdos.

I can think of tens of millions of reasons they were so interested.

Don’t join any club that wants Kevin James as a member.

Scott Disick’s house smells like dick cheese, because that’s how I mentally pronounce his last name.

HAhahah for my sexist assumption that CEO was male and sounds like she was just an asshole.

Maybe he had face blindness? Or he was just a misogynist.