Brad made it very clear to Soudant that this was all part of the audition process.

Call me old fashioned, but I wouldn’t pay 45 million euros for a chateau where the lighting isn’t already on point. (And I never use “on point,” it’s just too apt here.)

It’s nice to see the media not putting up with this shit for one second.

Everything is awful and I need a fucking burrito.

Jason made me laugh so hard I think I died for like 7 seconds

He should put June and Jason in the show somehow!

I also think it’s funny that Trump is fond of telling an apocryphal tale about the Phillipine-American War about how to handle terrorists. Most Americans would consider that war a huge embarrassment if they knew it even happened. The fact that the whole episode has been swept under the rug and never mentioned at…

Ah yes, but the Brooklyn Decker is when that poop is the direct result of artisanal mayo.

I know! And you can’t forget pocket Hemsworth.

THE HEADER IMAGES!!!!!!

The name Brooklyn Decker sounds like the gag you pull where you poop in the toilet tank.

Yeah, Hemsworth is selling himself short. The order of Chrises is a matter of personal preference apart from first (Pine) and last places (Pratt).

any time Titanic comes up, it brings me right back to Jez Senior Week...

I am completely perplexed as to why Hemsworth would be intimidated by Pratt. Pratt is the worst of the Chrises.

You know, after watching the Leah Remini Scientology stuff, including the new absolutely horrifying one about the sexual abuse within the cult, I can’t help but wonder if Tom Cruise is so stuck in it that he does his own dangerous stunts because he on some level doesn’t care if he lives or dies. He is in his mid 50s.…

NAT TURNER. Dude was pretty fucking cool and frankly the slave revolts always could use more focus. Cut down that myth of the “happy slave” so many like to pretend was a thing.

They should melt them down and create statues to MLK, Harriet Tubman, Frederick Douglass, and other abolitionists OF COLOR.

If Mike Pence had any sense, he would resign saying that he could not support someone with sympathies for the American Nazi Party, then challenge ‘The Game Show Host in Chief’ for President in 2020. If the Democrats still haven’t gotten their shit together by then he would probably win.

News like this makes Mike Pence so bereft he reaches across the space between the beds to Mother for comfort. No dirty stuff, as it’s not Saturday night between 9:15 and 9:22 or the handicapped bathroom stall at the Golden Corral.