I’ve been using Walmart’s Grocery Pick-Up service, so I’ve been trying lots of new things - it’s easier to browse ‘shelves’ via the comp than in person. So I’ve just tried “Talenti” gelato - Double Dark Chocolate - and it was faaabulous. I also tried Bryer’s gelato and it’s pfft. Nothing special. But this Talenti…

That’s the dude that wrote “Charly”!!! That was the film of choice for many a Young Women’s movie night, until I introduced my leaders to “Bride and Prejudice”.

Ikr?As if other lip goos require you to take a number like at the deli, or have a complicated way of storing or transporting them.

Yes! This bugs me as well. You know what else is natural? Poison ivy. I’m about ninety percent sure you* don’t want to rub it all over your or your kids faces.

Apparently no Mormons ever went to the amusement park near me, because the roller coaster there didn’t add seatbelts until about 2008. (They had a lap bar that you were supposed to hold onto. I nearly flew out of that thing when I was young. Which apparently explains why I had pre-marital sex.)

Agreed. Who doesn’t talk like that?

OH MY GOD NEW ERA!!!!! I was raised Mormon and I read this every month. I also had all the John Bytheway books, as well as his comedy tape, By the Way, John! which had his spoofs of hymns and children’s songs.

God they’re vile.

I was raised in such a household. The bullshit organizations like Focus on the Family feed children & teens through publications geared toward them is nauseating. I remember I had a “teen Bible” and instead of letting you make up your own mind by reading the Bible yourself, it had little “features” sprinkled…

Someone should just create an interview bot to fill in for Kellyanne Conway and the not quite a Nazi, but wishes he were guy. Gorka’s could just repeat variations of “Donald Trump is an alpha male. I am an alpha male. Our penises are like locomotives made of gorillas”. It would save everyone a lot of time and energy.

Something about A-Rod gives me mad “RUN LADY, DO NOT TRUST ME” vibes. Damn J-Lo, back at it again with the terrible taste in men.

remember when America had classy leaders? oy vey.

“Through her passionate service, she made our world more welcoming, inclusive, and fair. Not just for the athletes she empowered, but for us all. She honored the highest traditions of athletic history using sports to break barriers and change hearts and minds. So alongside heroes like Jackie Robinson, Billie Jean…

The sometime model and aspiring actress admitted she was so surprised when her boyfriend of 1 ½ years proposed that she insisted he propose again – just to be sure.

A proposal...in a...mall? In New Jersey? Ugh, I’d be so much better at being “rich.”

His wife is so pretty. I wonder how much Trump vodka she needs to drink to be able to handle having sex with a trump?

Finally, goddamn. The only shame is that it was cancelled over a dispute, and not because someone had a come-to-jesus moment and realized this entire premise is deeply fucked up.

she’s casual cosplaying missy, from doctor who.

Its probably Adderall.