God bless America!!

Raise your hand if you’re Mormon or exMormon and have met this kind of smug POS before. Usually made a bishop real early and all too eager to talk to 12 yr olds about their sex lives.

She didn’t sign up for this and knows she doesn’t have the skills to follow in any FLOTUS’ footsteps. So instead, her stepdaughter will take her place. I’ve always assumed she was expecting a life of having to do very little between carefully choreographed and scheduled Trump-humps without anyone calling her out on it.

He’d have to read, which I’m not convinced he knows how to do. And the paintings wouldn’t all be of himself or naked women so I’m gonna go with ‘nah’.

I don’t understand the appeal of these products/company. I’m not a parent and I’m rarely shopping for kid’s products and even I know it’s a sketchy company.

Absolutely. Like “They told me this would be a slam dunk!! How do they remember things I’ve said and supported????!!!”

As a fellow fat person, Metz’ dress is fucking awful. The top is interesting but it’s like Siriano got to the skirt and thought “meh, we’ll hide her fat with yards of velvet!!”.

As an exMo, I’m genuinely surprised that she’s being so open about it. While she doesn’t outright criticize the Church and the choir leaders, she’s tip-toeing dangerously close to it. I have a feeling that she’s going to be punished for this down the road when all the press has died down. The Church doesn’t like…