Lindy, I love Sissy's work. Always have. Night, Mother = The King, for me.

I watched the whole episode feeling like I'd been hit over the head and I couldn't decide if it was good or not. I think it'll take a few episodes to get into the swing. Like, watching Jessica Lange get all 80's up in this piece, eagerly snorting coke off any available surface before evil-queen-life-sucking some…

There were actually four rapes/sexual assaults on the show:

I'd admittedly had a lot to drink last night and turned this interview on. Then I just sat like this:

The real reason she's happy about this "twerking" story is that it distracts everyone from her actual activities.

The Witches of Lancre:

I have tried to watch this show, not for entertainment, but purely because Nev is a hot piece of ass. I have yet to get through a single episode – I get so embarrassed for these people that I have to change the channel every time they speak.

A source from Miley's inner circle says she is actually a 6-limbed insectoid-alien but she usually retracts her extra legs when performing.

liar.

People like this judge want to make "A Handmaid's Tale" a reality.

Decaf, Carrie. Decaf.

This is way better than HAIM, like by a mile and a half.

I have to say the highlight for me was Kate Mckinnon on weekend update giving her GTA review.

I was COMPLETELY prepared to hate it, but it was fabulous in every way. She gets the MB crazyeyes down like nobody's business.

There is a nasty tendency in the media/general public to consider mental illnesses as ALL ONE THING where they SNAP and OMG KILL ALL THE PEOPLE. IRL people with severe mental illness are more likely to be victims of violent crime.

Miranda Kerr is the new face of Swarovski jewelry.

I prefer to think that Grover is saying "Beer" and "Bar". But that's just me.

Dear Pop Star Ladies: I know how to type "P-O-R-N" into Google search. Please provide something more interesting. Plzkthxbai.