It's just that all of our computers are infected with a cyrus.

So seriously, how do I set up a "no stories that contain Miley Cyrus" filter here? Is that an option?

From "a little too daring" to "a little too darling."

I am virtually the same age as her, and I thought the writing in Prozac Nation was devoid of wit or originality when it came out; the only reason it had any success was timing and marketing (she was young, pretty and happy to pose semi-nude). This has been borne out by all her writing since then, which has been…

She's always been full of shit, age has nothing to do with it.

I'm an Athiest as well and whenever someone says "Merry Christmas" I say "thanks, you too" because I'm not a dick. I mean come on.

jEh. I'm also an atheist, but I worked in retail. If the boss tells you to say, Merry Christmas, you fucking say it. If you can say Happy Holidays, go for it. Whatever.

The ones from the maternity ward are way, way too needy. And way, way too obsessed with boobs. And they shit themselves at the slightest provocation.

I apologize in advance...

"Crotch" wasn't originally an anatomical term; it describes the part of a pair of pants where the inseams meet. We've appropriated it to describe the area of the body covered by that section of pants (whether under or outer), but it's really a tailoring term.

Pan-flute music makes me want to tear my hair out. Total deal breaker for me.

I wish the race for Best Supporting Actor wasn't so damn stacked this year because Corey Stoll DEFINITELY deserved recognition for HOUSE OF CARDS and I feel sad emotions because he didn't get it.

RE: Alexa Vega, I've always felt there was something rather insulting to the "no one will ever love you like I do" mentality. You're saying it takes someone extra special to love me? I'm not loveable to most people? You're my only hope for love?

All of it.

Dr. Jacoby is so chic.

And it gets even better on YouTube:

This needs to Sashay Away. And I need a drink in the Interior Illusions Lounge.

I read "The Bedwetter" this past summer and I was fucking rolling on the floor.

You people and your isms are EXHAUSTING.

For something to be racist, homophobic or sexist it HAS to have intent to do so. As a gay man I can call my boyfriend a dumb queer all I want and it's NOT because I get special rights as a gay man to use that word, it is because I don't have any INTENT to harm him. It's just a…

Thanks For The Great Advice, Jaden. Do I Look More Intelligent Yet? Am I Doing This Right?