Narrator: They will.

I have to admit, Tom Holland is pretty much perfect casting for this role. He has the whole “casual conversation while fighting” thing down perfect already. He looks enough like the game character to fit well. Honestly, I can’t think of anyone who would fit better. Now here’s hoping they don’t F up the script.  

Lupin III: The First is receiving a limited-run theatrical release this week, before releasing on-demand digitally December 15

That book made me question whether or not I liked reading. 

This book was so bad, but it should be in the cannon. No, I didn’t misspell that. I mean this book should literally be in a cannon and then blown to smithereens.

So don’t give them to kids with nut allergies. The rest of us can have them. It is possible to cater to both, just keep them in separate bowls. You can even advertise you cater to kids with nut allergies by putting a teal pumpkin outside. Look up the teal pumpkin project.

It was so weird to watch those movies for the first time this year, because Lucas borrowed so heavily from that genre of films that in retrospect they feel like SW movies set in Shogunate Japan. But with far more boobs than I expected.

“It does seem odd that discrimination against an employee gleaned by snooping on them outside the office is not wholly illegal across the board regardless of pregnancy status.”

It helps that they don’t really need to, well, sell anything. The first season was so good that both Sequel Trilogy Haters and Defenders will agree “yeah, that’s fucking awesome”, it’s ascended to memetically good territory as a result.

Right? The supporting allegations of his coworkers seems almost cartoonish. I’ve met and known plenty of people who don’t want children and don’t see a need to procreate, but I’ve never come across a workplace where an employee who is expecting a child would be routinely mocked by multiple other employees. 

It’s readily apparent that you are not in the Chicago office otherwise the fine folks over at The Takeout would have stormed your desk and defenestrated you forthwith for having such a bold and incredibly inaccurate take.

Was the judge Amy Coney Barrett?

I’ve always thought that was the point with Borat. He’s saying all that atrocious stuff in Hebrew, not “Kazakh.”

How the heck would they run something like handmaid's tale or any of the fx shows under a disney banner?!

Well, Ms. Evans is no longer with us and her estate filed the suit.

If it’s any solace, in the trailer I saw, the people of his Kazakhstan village are not happy with Borat.

“Upon learning after giving the interview that the movie was actually a comedy intended to mock the Holocaust and Jewish culture, Ms. Evans was horrified and upset.”

Now THAT’S a Jalop story!

What a fucking dumb take. Nobody’s “outraged” by this, we’re all just mocking the dimwitted racist dipshit. Get your shit together, bruh.

Man, I cannot wait until that smug asshole Ajit Pai is no longer Chairman of the FCC.