Oh bless your heart. Instead of getting your kicks from Youtube, maybe you should download the game instead? It’s free-fly this week, so you can try it out, warts and all, without paying a cent.

Oh my god, it’s not out!? What have I been spending thousands of hours playing these last several years!? IS MY ENTIRE EXISTENCE A LIE!?!?

Dear god, you genuinely have no idea what you are talking about. Absolutely nothing you just wrote is even remotely true. I would not be surprised if you think vaccines make you sterile and magnetic, too. SMH.

Ordinarily, I’d break down each of these lies separately... but since the Kickstarter page, game website,…

Possibly? Are you only trying Bluetooth mice?

Try the Logitech G9XX series. I have a G900 and a G903 and they are excellent.

Possibly? Are you only trying Bluetooth mice?

Try the Logitech G9XX series. I have a G900 and a G903 and they are exce…

I am curious about Returnal, and because of it’s Souls-ness I do want to play it... but I don’t want to $70 play it. Those game prices are just out of control... especially since PS5 still doesn’t support 1440P output, so everything looks awful on my monitor, which is my sole gaming space.

Josh Hawley is a terrorist, and I could not possibly care less what he thinks.

Burger King’s fries are by far the worst.

While Five Guys are by far the best.

I’ve seen people comparing Wendy’s new fries to Burger King’s battered ones...

I bought the game on Steam when I realized it wasn’t releasing on GamePass for some reason. I have a custom built gaming PC with 10700K, 32GB RAM, Samsung EVO nVME, and Geforce 3090... and I was getting 5-10 fps. I spent almost my full two hour refund window just trying to get the game running properly.When I saw I…

This. 100%.

That’s great and all... but can it finally output 1440P? That is literally the only software update that matters to me right now.

So what you’re saying is: you don’t actually know anything about it’s current form.

...there’s still nothing close to a complete game...

It doesn’t exist? Oh god, what have I spent thousands of hours playing these last few years!?

I mean, you can’t read Winds of Winter, but you CAN play Star Citizen right now, so...

I have great news for you. That time is right now. Although I’m sorry to say you just missed the Xenothreat event, there will be more like it in the near future.

Are you talking about Elite? Because it sounds like you are talking about Elite.

I have thousands of hours in the game. Almost as much as I do in Elite:Dangerous.

If you buy a starter package now, you get a pretty decent sandbox right now... no need to wait.

Oh hey, let’s fact check this article!!!!